remember when doctor who was awesome though

My name is not Blue but I think we can all be adults about this.
I keep most things here and some writing at andthewritingblue. Someday I plan to organize all my posts by color and start a new tumblr for each one.
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shayvaalski:

Johnny has some objections to the departure of tinypocketowl.

YET STILL MARKEDLY FEWER THAN HIS OBJECTIONS TO WILL’S DEPARTURE

heyfunniest:

Armadillo

(via boxoftheskyking)

Did I ever tell you guys about trying to change the name on my bank account after I changed it legally

Okay so let’s say my legal name was Sally Tina Marqit and I wanted to change it to Blue Sally Tina Marquit

I called in, they said they changed it

New card arrived

"Sally Tina Blue"

So I called back

"I’m sorry, we’re not able to change the name on the account without legal documentation."
THEN WHY DID YOU
"The man you spoke to before is actually…no longer with us"

IS HE DEAD OR DID I GET HIM FIRED

Okay so finally i get it changed again

New card arrives

"Blue ST Marquit"

Okay!

Check online

"Blue Sally Tinah Marquit"

I actually ended up going AH FUCK IT and leaving it

I never did change my credit card because they said I had to do it separately and when i called in for THAT they said I needed to send them the documentation….and they wouldn’t give it back?? So now I have a debit card and a credit card linked to the same account under two different names (which is part of the reason I kept both my original first names)

Anyway

My debit card got scratched so I ordered a new one and it got here today

"Blue Sally Tinah Marq"

THEY RAN OUT OF SPACE ON THE CARD BECAUSE THEY PUT BOTH MY DAMN MIDDLE NAMES ON

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

(via pervocracy)

How are these hair elastics so shitty

They look identical to all other hair elastics

What are you doing, hair elastics

How are you so bad at both hair and being elastic

rainbowcolouredshoes:

andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

Because I give great advice

(via rainbowcolouredshoes)

Okay but the time Teddy’s aunt tried to call my bluff after I had my wisdom teeth pulled and said I was carrying them


Her face when I pulled out a bag of teeth and dropped it on the table while Teddy cackled behind me

  • black pepper on everything
  • actually potato chips too 
  • spinach tomatoes and fresh mozzarella
  • avacado instead of mayo sometimes
  • leftover chicken bacon roasted red pepper red onion and provolone
  • just provolone and a little bit of butter if you have really good bread
  • if you toast your bread then halfway through put cheese on it so it melts
  • if you don’t eat bread basically anything can be a salad if you just chop it up and put enough lettuce. Even pizza can be a salad. But pizza has bread.
  • Potato chips and american cheese on cheap bulky rolls
  • If you’re making it for later be sure to cut down on moisture so that it’s not soggy. Even if you’re not then you should still scoop or cut out the nasty part of tomatoes
  • strawberries thinly sliced ham arugula and Parmesan
  •  sauteed mushrooms fresh spinach garlic provolone and steak or leftover chicken and bacon
  • Thinly sliced carrots seem like a good idea but I can’t figure out what meat or cheese to put them with, maybe if you’re a vegan
  • deli meats are convenient but leftover ham/chicken/turkey is really good if at all feasible 
  • use a cutting board and then eat off it fuck plates

I haven’t tried all of these and some of them I can’t eat but I think the flavor profiles should be sound GOOD LUCK

Asker shayvaalski Asks:
I had no idea your ask box said "are you SURE" you nerd. YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO SHARE FIVE FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF AND IF YOU FEEL THE NEED ASK THE SAME THING OF X NUMBER OF YOUR FOLLOWERS (where X is a reasonable amount).
andthebluestblue andthebluestblue Said:

1) You say that but so far it’s worked

2) I haven’t been on tumblr proper for like two months and at first it was because I was coming down off a stressful semester and needed space that was not full of humans but let’s be honest then I bought a LOT of books and there is no time for tumblr when books

3) I can’t make pancakes

4) I’m partway through modding a monster high doll to be a unicorn/satyr type thing and THOSE ASSHOLE CAME OUT WITH A UNICORN ONE BUT IT’S AWFUL I’m so mad

5) My hair is now extremely long and extremely ugly. I mean the hair itself is great, I have Thick and Beautiful Hair, but I am not a good host for Thick and Beautiful Hair, I am pretty limited to Short and Slightly Spiky Hair if I want to look like a reasonable person

6) Bonus fact we both know I was never going to tag anyone