Did I ever tell you guys about trying to change the name on my bank account after I changed it legally
Okay so let’s say my legal name was Sally Tina Marqit and I wanted to change it to Blue Sally Tina Marquit
I called in, they said they changed it
New card arrived
"Sally Tina Blue"
So I called back
"I’m sorry, we’re not able to change the name on the account without legal documentation."
THEN WHY DID YOU
"The man you spoke to before is actually…no longer with us"
IS HE DEAD OR DID I GET HIM FIRED
Okay so finally i get it changed again
New card arrives
"Blue ST Marquit"
"Blue Sally Tinah Marquit"
I actually ended up going AH FUCK IT and leaving it
I never did change my credit card because they said I had to do it separately and when i called in for THAT they said I needed to send them the documentation….and they wouldn’t give it back?? So now I have a debit card and a credit card linked to the same account under two different names (which is part of the reason I kept both my original first names)
My debit card got scratched so I ordered a new one and it got here today
"Blue Sally Tinah Marq"
THEY RAN OUT OF SPACE ON THE CARD BECAUSE THEY PUT BOTH MY DAMN MIDDLE NAMES ON
How are these hair elastics so shitty
They look identical to all other hair elastics
What are you doing, hair elastics
How are you so bad at both hair and being elastic
One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.
The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream
Because I give great advice
Okay but the time Teddy’s aunt tried to call my bluff after I had my wisdom teeth pulled and said I was carrying them
Her face when I pulled out a bag of teeth and dropped it on the table while Teddy cackled behind me
I haven’t tried all of these and some of them I can’t eat but I think the flavor profiles should be sound GOOD LUCK
1) You say that but so far it’s worked
2) I haven’t been on tumblr proper for like two months and at first it was because I was coming down off a stressful semester and needed space that was not full of humans but let’s be honest then I bought a LOT of books and there is no time for tumblr when books
3) I can’t make pancakes
4) I’m partway through modding a monster high doll to be a unicorn/satyr type thing and THOSE ASSHOLE CAME OUT WITH A UNICORN ONE BUT IT’S AWFUL I’m so mad
5) My hair is now extremely long and extremely ugly. I mean the hair itself is great, I have Thick and Beautiful Hair, but I am not a good host for Thick and Beautiful Hair, I am pretty limited to Short and Slightly Spiky Hair if I want to look like a reasonable person
6) Bonus fact we both know I was never going to tag anyone